So, I ordered some food online and you get a chance to win a coupon after placing the order. I didn’t win… but I did get the most eerily appropriate consolation prize combining my love of lolcats and Dickens.
'Please, sir, I want some more.'
The master was a fat, healthy man; but he turned very pale. He gazed in stupefied astonishment on the small rebel for some seconds, and then clung for support to the copper. The assistants were paralysed with wonder; the boys with fear.
'What!' said the master at length, in a faint voice.
'Please, sir,' replied Oliver, 'I want some more.'
The master aimed a blow at Oliver’s head with the ladle; pinioned him in his arm; and shrieked aloud for the beadle.
—Oliver Twist, chap. 2
Adorable interpretation of the famous scene from chapter II of Oliver Twist:
Child as he was, he was desperate with hunger, and reckless with misery. He rose from the table; and advancing to the master, basin and spoon in hand, said, somewhat alarmed at his own temerity, —
"Please, sir, I want some more."